Jesse James tries to lie his way out of mischief.

March 18, 2010 · Posted in Celebrities, Home Life, Men, Men At Home, Sex, Women 

What I would give to have some celebrity cheater like Jesse James actually tell the truth about their infidelity.

Here’s what James said today about his affair with a tattoo artist:

“It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way,” he says in the statement. “This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

Poor judgment?

What do you think is the real reason he cheated on Sandra Bullock?

Because she’s a bitch?

Because she’s frigid in bed?

Because she constantly nags him about that ridiculous beard — and everything else he is or does?

Because she acts like the world revolves around her and he’s just some minor actor living in her world?

Because he’s a man and he got tired of sleeping with the same-old, same-old?

Or, how about, because he is a man, and this is what men do when they have no self-control and just want to get laid with some hot-assed bitch who doesn’t pretend she’s his mother?

One way or another, it takes two to make a marriage. It takes two to break a marriage. For James to take all the responsibility on himself is noble. But it is a lie. And Sandra Bullock knows it.


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